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The Matthew Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

The Matt Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
The Matt Benton by P A Akin May 24, 2019

The Matthew Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party

The Matthew Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

The Brenton

The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"

The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
We've known each other a while now, would you like to do "The Brenton"?
The Brenton by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018