the seahorse

a decrepit, vile, piss ridden bar located in dundalk, md..usually claims home to the most disgusting of the alcoholic residents/ pill poppers/ hot mustard willys, the bathroom is always covered with the smell of failure and obesity. and piss. the beer is over priced, the women are over weight and the men are over confident and most commonly wear shirts that are way too tight and reek of over bearing wal-mart cologne.. strippers frequent this fine establishment to purchase goods from the many drug dealers that hang out. also be careful who you buy a drink for as most of the consumers are underage.. the best part is the cops hang out right outside and often lock people up right on either side of the bridge for dui but people still go there...all in all the seahorse is a fantastic place to not go to

hey dom you want to go to the seahorse tonight....?

nah jack, i just got a dui last week right out side of that shit ass bar!!!

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

The Seahorse

While having intercourse in a bathroom, you do a girl from behind and give her a swirly at the same time while making horse noises.

I just pulled The Seahorse on Becky in the bar last night

by Aeden Kirin October 15, 2014

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021