A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010
Get the The Fat Chick mug.When a guy is nice to a fat (or ugly) chick who is usually ignored or unliked by other guy. The fat chick sees it as the guy liking her and is immediately infatuated with him.
Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.
Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.
Bill: Hey, hows it going?
Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!
Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.
Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!
Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.
by Fitz1001 June 11, 2013
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-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.
by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011
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While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.
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by GuruPremier December 9, 2008
Get the Taking the Fat Chick mug.Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.
-Dude we were hitting on this group of hot girl lastnight at the bar but we got cock blocked.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.
by YoungZ July 11, 2006
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