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Searing the meat in the Dutch oven 

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven
The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

brownie in the dutch oven 

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.
"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

dutch oven on the dive 

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.
Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

Dutch Bun in the Oven 

Similar to a Dutch Oven, in which one farts under the bed covers and traps a person underneath said covers, forcing them to sniff your vile ass fumes.

With a Dutch Bun in the Oven, you actually have a length of turd hanging out of your asshole, thereby adding potency and immediacy to the oven.

A Dutch Oven shart.
I almost made my girl puke this morning when I trapped her under the covers and sharted out half a turd, screaming DUTCH BUN IN THE OVEN!!!
Dutch Bun in the Oven by mbossss October 21, 2010