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The Cornelius

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.
Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

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Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011
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Cornelius The Wise

Cornelius Loduha served below the headmaster Humphrey Loduha amidst the mighty Holy Slovakian War of the Eighth Century. Cornelius was a brave fighter, and eventually when Humphrey died due to wounds in the mighty battle, Cornelius took action and handed a defeat to the liberals and CNN at Biden’s peak. He is known to be the bravest warriors of Slovakia and his lineage has created the largest if not the largest, Slovakian dynasties of our time.
Teacher: Who was the bravest warrior during the times of the Holy Slovakian War.
Student: Him
Teacher: No, but he is basically is him.
Student: Cornelius the Wise
Teacher: blesses the student and kisses his nose
by thefarm July 2, 2022
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