The Cornelius

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.

Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

Or..

Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!

by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011

Cornelius The Wise

Cornelius Loduha served below the headmaster Humphrey Loduha amidst the mighty Holy Slovakian War of the Eighth Century. Cornelius was a brave fighter, and eventually when Humphrey died due to wounds in the mighty battle, Cornelius took action and handed a defeat to the liberals and CNN at Biden’s peak. He is known to be the bravest warriors of Slovakia and his lineage has created the largest if not the largest, Slovakian dynasties of our time.

Teacher: Who was the bravest warrior during the times of the Holy Slovakian War.
Student: Him
Teacher: No, but he is basically is him.
Student: Cornelius the Wise
Teacher: blesses the student and kisses his nose

by thefarm July 2, 2022

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023