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The Balloon

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.
Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!
by Farbelow November 30, 2006
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The Balloon Animal

Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.

Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.

Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".
In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"
by T-3000 November 9, 2006
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
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the balloon trick

When someone blows as hard as they can into ones asshole and make their large intestine inflate like a balloon🎈
The balloon trick is a very nice way to eat ass and get hpv
by Jahnique Guthrie June 2, 2017
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The Balloon Nazis

The balloon Nazis are a collective group of asians, cauc-asians and people that look asian..who are obsessed with scissoring, balloon knots and all other sexual terms. We are also the authors of the definition of krispie tits. Our members include: JaydLovely, E is for Epic, J rock, P sizzle, Double D. For more info see www.jaydlovelylive.com
The balloon nazis are so fucking cool they must all be asian.
by The balloon nazis September 19, 2009
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Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"
by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
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When the balloon goes up

The time during the doning of the condom.

Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.

Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.

The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.

I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.

President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:

"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
by That one dude..!@gh February 5, 2023
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