Angry Dragon- To smack a Hobbit in the back of the head just as you blow your load, it spurts out his nose on the gathered crowd of eager asslings awaiting their turn, like an Angry Dragon!
by Sleight September 13, 2003
This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.
by HandlessHoudiniFan March 31, 2009
by Uncle Teddy!! August 4, 2009
When a man preforms the angry dragon but instead of punching the girl, he smashes her with a huge hammer. Used mainly at the time of break-up, because the girl does not usually survive.
"Holy shit! Ronald gave Sally the Angry Dragon last night....Gallagher Style!"
"Oh my god! is she okay!?"
"Hell no! he smashed her face like a watermelon!"
"Oh my god! is she okay!?"
"Hell no! he smashed her face like a watermelon!"
by Jurgin April 2, 2005
Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
by Willybobo January 28, 2011
Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.
by Rooster, St. Marys PA September 9, 2012
A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
by LtCuzco November 5, 2016