When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021