That One Gay Cousin is well, your gay cousin. If you don't have one, chances are, YOU ARE that one gay cousin!
Person 1: Who is your one gay cousin?
Person 2: I don't have a gay- oh shi- I guess I'm the gay cousin...
Person 1: Congrats! I always knew you were that one gay cousin!
Person 2: I don't have a gay- oh shi- I guess I'm the gay cousin...
Person 1: Congrats! I always knew you were that one gay cousin!
by IHateNamingThings.org April 6, 2019