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Acronym for Thank god it's Monday night football, the use of which will probably earn you a high-five from some college guy who is most likely way to old to high-five.
"Dude, I had such a shitty day. My wife divorced me, my kids took all of my weed, but hey, TGIMNF."

Random Monday:

Guy 1: "Hey dude, some ugly chick wants me to go out with her tonight. What should I do?"

Guy 2: "Just tell her you have an important business meeting at my house."

Guy 1: "Ahh, good plan. TGIMNF."
tgimnf by Stevie Weevie OT October 8, 2010
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Thank God It's My Friday. Expression used by one who takes off work on Friday. As a result, the emotion and joy associated with Friday is experienced on Thursday.
Person 1: You seem unusually happy for a Thursday.

Person 2: That's because I am taking tomorrow off. TGIMF!
TGIMF by Riconator November 19, 2009
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Acronym meaning:
Thank god its motha fuckin friday!
I worked so hard this we and TGIMFF, i was gonna cut someone.
TGIMFF by yargggg July 31, 2009
An Acronym meaning "Thank God It's Not Friday", to be used whenever any song begins to play that is NOT Rebecca Black's train wreck "Friday."
Who cares if he's blasting Ke$ha, just TGINF
TGINF by Toastmaster1230 April 7, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026