he said: "The way i feel about u.... Omg my Bess. If i fuck u now u ll need a doctor...I love you bitch"

I said: "......fucksticks Christos I lust you. Actually I fucking love you. Fuck off"

and so on and so on for hours, days, weeks, culminating in a mobile that can no longer hold a charge for longer than a few hours and a very rich telecom company... "my god, this is crazy I think this must be a textravaganza"

I am a melomaniac.