the amorous and extravagant
textual activity that goes on between two separated lovers of different nationalities
he said: "The way i feel about u.... Omg my Bess. If i fuck u now u ll need a doctor...I love you bitch"
I said: "......fucksticks Christos I lust you. Actually I fucking love you. Fuck off"
and so on and so on for hours, days, weeks, culminating in a mobile that can no longer hold a charge for longer than a few hours and a very rich telecom company... "my god, this is crazy I think this must be a textravaganza"
the art of making up limericks.
There was a young man from Thessaloniki,
Who made Bess act a bit sneaky,
And while he bombarded her with text,
She thought 'whatever next!',
So he banged her for being so cheeky!
"oh dear, I fear I may be enjoying this limerickardery a bit too much!"
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limerickardery
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