testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

testicle spectacles by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner

She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.

Testicle Spectacles by Bob Engag December 7, 2009

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

testicle spectacle by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys 

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys by Herman45 December 25, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020