A game developed between the United States and Islamic terrorists to determine who will ultimately prevail. There are two rules to Terrorball:
(1) The game lasts as long as there are terrorists who want to harm Americans; and
(2) If terrorists should manage to kill or injure or seriously frighten any of us, they win.
(1) The game lasts as long as there are terrorists who want to harm Americans; and
(2) If terrorists should manage to kill or injure or seriously frighten any of us, they win.
Person 1: Yeah I played a game of Terrorball with him.
Person 2: Did you win?
Person 1: Of course not, you can never win at terrorball! You can only lose more slowly!
Person 2: Did you win?
Person 1: Of course not, you can never win at terrorball! You can only lose more slowly!
by E. Penn January 15, 2010
Terrorball or terrorist-ball is the style of play so defensive minded and devoid of any ambition to play actual football (or any ball related sport) that it actually becomes a criminal offense against Human Rights, more specifically the rights of spectators, altohugh the rights of the opposing players may also be of concern here. This strategy usually consists of all 11 players defending in their own side of the pitch, trying to generate goalscoring opportunities mostly by set pieces instead of open play, blasting the ball as long and high as they can, and commiting lots of fouls on opposite players to disrupt the flow of the game as much as possible. The eyes of the spectator may become either sore or sleepy watching this abomination.
A: I hate how Arsenal is only playing for a draw. Like their only goal came through a corner and they've done nothing ever since!
B: Yeah that's peak Artetanyahu terrorball for you.
B: Yeah that's peak Artetanyahu terrorball for you.
by Shoestore Kid December 14, 2024