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sulu teofilo by hoes be wild August 17, 2020
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teofil by Andrew daniel April 25, 2017
teofil
Teofil has a great name for his great character. No matter where he goes he is always looked up to and leads with pride. Has the bravery of a lion and commitment of a cheetah. His intentions are always good and he strives to please everyone around. Every Teofil will always be the most talented in the community and of course they take none of the praise for it as they give it all to their Almighty God. Good friend of Chuck Norris as they occasionally go out for drinks. They both get all the chicks together and are the ladys' favorites. Has the best body out there and personality.. just don't get on his bad side..
teofil by Jeeblash mcdigger July 3, 2018
Teofimo Lopez
Teofimo Lopez Jr is an Honduran-American professional boxer, who is the current undefeated reigning and defending undisputed lightweight champion of the world. Known as 'The Takeover', he beat Vasyl Lomachenko, who at the time was regarded as most as, pound-for-pound, the best boxer in the world. Lopez himself is one of the best boxers on the planet, and is also seen by most as the future star of boxing.
At just 23, Teofimo's Takeover is just getting started.
At just 23, Teofimo's Takeover is just getting started.
Teofimo Lopez by loma.is.p4p February 28, 2021
dirty teofil
When someone twerks and shits at the Same time, and the shit goes all over the floor, thats a dirty theofil.
dirty teofil by Seggsguy February 19, 2022
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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