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Tempting the barracuda 

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.
Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

Tempting 

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!
Tempting by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tempting 

When you have a great desire for something.
Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!
tempting by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013

tempting the turtle 

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

ass tempting 

unbelievably sexually appealing; beyond HAWT (e.g. justin bieber)
Tom: you think justin bieber is ass tempting!
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag
ass tempting by JBisasstempting November 24, 2011

tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).
Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.