(Adj.)- Characterized by being notoriously short, corny and tubby (usually used to describe a female).
Convo:
-" Yo, dude I'm smashed right now. I'm going to go talk to that fat chick."

- " I'm gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly"
by MMBeast December 17, 2007
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