ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.
Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
by C Provencal April 29, 2008
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Ted Danson

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.
Ted Danson is damn sexy
by Bonnie September 05, 2003
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Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread
(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)
by deliman007 August 02, 2011
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ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
by Ryan Anxiety February 08, 2008
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Ted Danson Episode

A Ted Danson Episode refers to an episode of a spinoff in which a character from the original series, cameos for an episode in the spinoff. An actor who appeared in both shows / media who isnt playing the role they appeared in on the original show, does not qualify as a Ted Danson episode.

Term coined and minted by youtuber, Quinton Reviews.
Yo, did you see the Ted Danson episode of Sam & Cat with Gibby from ICarly?
by Sleepishy March 30, 2024
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