teawhi 

TeAwhi is a kind,caring,loving,happy,bubbly,artistic,well dressed spoken and mannered, humble, respectful, loyal, committed kind of guy. The sort of guy whose smile is brighter then the sunlight, the sort of guy who makes you laugh and you love to have around you. The sort of guy who is that laid back and chill, hes cooler then an eski full of beers swimming in ice ! The good sort who you wouldn't hesitate taking home especially to a family reunion. The kinda guy you wouldn't say no to if he got down on one knee and proposed ! The sort you would love to fall in love with, the type you would fall for if you were to look in to his big beautiful eyes. The most delightful caring and loving guy you will ever stumble across as a matter of fact a real family man. The kind you wana spend every day of the rest of your life with. Hes that heavenly, especially his presence and vibes one would think hes gods gift to woman. Besides the nick name " Mantis " ( given to him by the McGoldrick brothers ) hes also known as chameleon ! As he can blend in anywhere, where ever he is regardless of his location or the people he is surrounded by. Over all, hes husband material and there is no doubting or debating that !

Omg TeAwhi is such a cool guy !!!! Hes funny, cute, charming and very well spoken ! So humble and respectful like wow im so suprised, I new all that bullshit I heard about him was rubbish ! But like on a serious note, hes so good looking ! You would swear to god that he fell from heaven somehow, hes so cute ! His face was obviously crafted by angels thats how I know you cant be that good looking and not come from heaven ! But his smile.. could easily brighten up the darkest of caves like wow ! Sam and Frodos Phial of Galadriel light crafted bye the elves has nothing on how big bright and beautifull his smile is !

teawhi by Nzsmostbrutal July 12, 2017

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

Tawhid 

An Arabic word meaning the Oneness of Allah.

Dont mess a round with the meaning of a name and write stupid things when Tawhid already serves a purpose.

Tawhid by NISMART January 28, 2007

Teachified 

The after matter of being teached or taught.

Hey, when did you get Teachified by Mrs. Pickles?

Teachified by TTV TriX_321 October 23, 2019

Teaching Range 

Minimum percentage of listeners to whom the speaker preferably lecturer aims to totally grasp whats he/she is teaching. Generally teaching range is calculated from 100.

RJ: Why the lecturer is repeating the same things again and again.
Reet: Dude her teaching range is above 80, and you know about our class. A lot of slow learners.

Teaching Range by Reet Awwsum September 2, 2013

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance by bill a. January 11, 2004

Teaching Assistant 

A graduate/doctoral student who as part of their requirements assists a professor in their area of study with large lectures. They are often knowledgable about the material and are available to provide extra help to students who do not understand the material. Most TAs are fairly young (1-2 years older than undergraduate seniors) and the professors give them the sole responsibility of handling the grading of exams and other assignments. However, do not be fooled by their sincerity and kindness. They will not cut you any slack if you failed an exam because you're boyfriend broke up with you or your dog ate your homework. God, help you if they catch you cheating or plagiarizing because they will make your life a living hell. And in most cases, they are extremely harsh with their grading and they are usually told to manipulate grades so that the average falls below a certain grade.

They are often overworked by the entire department for which they are employed by. Often times they have their own coursework, projects, and research to focus on but since they need the money to stay in grad school they agree to help with coursework. Since they are essentially at the mercy of the department, it's likely that they will take their frustration out on your grades and you will most likely not do very well in the courses.

Student: Yo, Todd my Teaching Assistant is mad chill. I saw him drunk at the bar last night and he told me that I would get an A in the course.

Two days later

Student: WTF, I thought I was gonna do well. My TA is such a jerk.

Student 2: Please change my grade, I'll do anything.
TA: Sorry, I wouldn't have time for anything....

Student 3: If I don't get an A in this class, I'll get disowned by my family.
TA: I was disowned the moment I graduated college, it's honestly not that bad.

Teaching Assistant by PTrockstar92 October 4, 2013