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tbeck

(v) to spam co-workers or familiars repeatedly with increasingly desperate pleas that they a) vote for the spammer in a middling to wholly inconsequential online popularity contest, b) participate in some activity of declining worth for the exclusive benefit of the spammer, or c) do both at the same time.

The term is new, though the phenomenon it names is not. This entry is an attempt to aid the tubes' self-understanding, particularly as it relates to the taxonomy of trolls.

Some points concerning "tbecking" may aid netizens in identifying a "tbeck" when he or she is encountered:

1) Tbecking is often committed in an effort by the offender to postpone for a few moments more the dawning in their conscious understanding of the reality of their utter pointlessness.

2) Tbecking is agnostic regards the spamming medium.

3) Tbecking is sometimes a "gateway" method of spamming, in that little more is required to become a "tbecker" than an inflated sense of self-worth and a relative lack of self-consciousness. Many who would never think of spamming for the conventional reasons will tbeck without thinking worse of themselves. This blitheness rests upon a defective understanding.

4) If someone points out to the tbecker that they are, indeed, spamming, the tbecker will become indignant and accusatory rather than marking their withdrawal with an apology. The reaction to this confrontation is a useful heuristic for identifying true from accidental tbecks.
Christ, that guy just tbecked the entire company! No one cares about his stupid contests!
by rackyourbrains September 29, 2010
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theckth

Theckth is how a person with a lisp would say, "sex."
Look at that theckthy (sexy) girl thanding (standing) there. I think I have an erecthin (erection).
by theckthmachine March 11, 2009
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teckler

A heckler that heckles during a tech forum.
Let's make the presentation only 1 hour, just in case the teckler has a lot of questions.
by tadowta January 23, 2009
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tweckle

v. conjugation of "Twitter" + "heckle", v. : to abuse a speaker or performer via Twitter followers in the audience whilst s/he is speaking/performing
Hey, @bobsomeone, let's tweckle the keynote guy on stage and get all our friends to walk out of his Powerpoint right NOW!
by JonnyBigByte October 6, 2009
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teckle

Dundonian slang for something that is good
Meh peh is pure teckle man
by sio2 September 20, 2010
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Treckett

A slash pairing made up of Travis McCoy (from Gym Class Heroes) and William Beckett (from The Academy Is...)

The thing is, it may not just be teenage fantasy. Some people really believe that they are an item (even though they do have girlfriends).
Girl 1: "I'm really sick of reading Ryden. What else is out there?"
Girl 2: "OMFGZZZZ! YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T READ TRECKETT!? Treckett > Ryden"
by xo_Lindsey_xo August 17, 2006
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