Taydan 

taydan is a nice kid. he seems pretty quiet at first, but once you really get to know him, he can be a really good friend who always has your back. he likes to play rugby, and that is also the reason he's in the rugby cult. taydan is not that funny. he is kind of old fashioned and likes to post pictures of him on his instagram with his dog, and sometimes he acts like an old guy. old people are nice, and he is too. everyone should appreciate someone named taydan because they are very rare and you are very lucky if you happen to be friends with one.

person 1: "wow i hope i had a friend like yours, he seems really nice and understanding."

person 2: "of course, because his name is taydan!"

person 1: "wow you're so lucky, people named taydan are so rare. i wish i had a taydan as a friend.

Taydan by supertoesucker6969 November 12, 2019

Taydan 

It's very likely that this funky dude plays rugby, and that he has some siblings. He probably hates your guts and finds you annoying, but that's alright. Overall, Taydans are generally nice people with some low quality humor, and they make good friends. That is, if you can manage NOT to annoy them by breathing

Some Chick: Woah did you see that guy? He's part of a cult!
Other Chick: The cult has a name and that name is rugby.
Some Chick: So THAT'S why his name is Taydan!

Taydan by vibecheck November 12, 2019

Taydan 

total teachers pet, to be sure, but that doesn't stop him from being a super cool dude. not only is he super athletic, he's also extremely smart, and has a group of great friends. honestly? I'm kinda jealous of taydan. he plays a lot of rugby, an activity which has been dubbed a "cult" by several of the idiots who wrote these. all this aside, he's a nice lad, and it's easy to see why so many people are friends with him!

{Like 10 years in the future}
Some Dude: Bro, did you hear that Canada won the Rugby World Series again??
Other Dude: Sweet, who played?
Some Dude: Taydan!
Other Dude: Ahhhh makes sense!

Taydan by vibecheck November 12, 2019

taydan 

a taydan is a short jewish guy around the height of five feet. he has a pretty deep voice for his height and commonly stays in his room all day playing videogames on his ps4. has a fragile masculinity. is nice. sends bad memes but you pretend to laugh anyway because you feel bad for him. name is commonly misspelled as "Tayden"

Amy: why doesn't Taydan like me?
friend: because he's a Taydan. get over him.

taydan by toesucker777 June 22, 2017

Taddanory 

Someone who tells stories believing they are real life. A similarity to the BBC program of Jackanory.

Name derived from:
'telling a tale' - tadd

'Jackanory' - anory

hence Taddanory.

Dave said he shagged 6 birds last night - I think thats a taddanory

Taddanory by Moobster December 3, 2009

Taylan (the girl)

Once you let her in your life it's hard to forget her. Taylan is a very smart love able and extremely attractive. She is very athletic and good at almost every sport she plays. She has a great sense of style and taste in music sometimes she wears things only she herself can pull off. Taylan is very wild and a risk taker but she also gives great advice. Taylan is the type of friend you want to always have around she will stand by your side at all times and pick you up when you are down.

I met this fine and beautiful girl at the mall yesterday and I am positive that she is a Taylan (the girl).

Taylan (the girl) by Simple_beauty101 January 30, 2015

Taylan 

Taylan is funny and witty and you couldn't ask for a better friend. He'll stick by you, always make you smile, and won't abandon you. You can tell how much he likes when he can make others happy. He's really good looking and has great taste in music. He's naturally good at sports, especially lacrosse, and is really fast. He remembers inside jokes and details about you and he's definitely not easy to forget. He's got a bit of a wild side and doesn't always follow the rules, but it only makes him more fun. Taylan is the kind of friend you keep for life. 💚

"I was sad the other day so I called Taylan and he made me laugh and feel a lot better"

Taylan by 13L13 December 2, 2013