Taveren 

From 'The Wheel of Time' by 'Robert Jordan' :
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel will. All people are threads in the web, but the Wheel weaves the pattern of the web around Taveren. Taveren are the centre points in web and so their lives are determinant by pattern.

- Go or stay. Together or apart. It doesn't matter. You all three are Taveren. Even I can see it and I don't have that talent. Just by what happens around you.

"No more! I don't want to hear about that any more!"

- Weather you hear it or not it is still true. The wheel of time weaves the pattern of the age. Using the lives of men for thread. And you three are taveren : Centerpoints of the weaving.

"No more!"

- For a time the wheel will bend the pattern around you three whatever you do. And whatever you do is more likely to be chosen by the wheel then by you.

Taveren by CryptoScorpius October 11, 2008

tavern ham 

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.

"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.

tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Carey tavern 

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

Carey tavern by Barofregret August 5, 2018

Sumerian Tavern Joke 

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Tavern Tan 

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.

That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.

Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009

tavern wench 

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

tavern wench by pookaniggs June 24, 2014