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The most amazing thing/person in the world. No one accept someone who knows tauch understands how amazing tauch is though.

Taylor: Tauch is my hero!
Chris/Blondie: Well Tauch is my lover!
Scotty: Too bad i'm too much of a dumbass, two-faced, prick to understand how amazing Tauch is...
Random Person: I don't even know Tauch and i think Tauch is amazing!

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tauch by The Tauch January 22, 2009

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Tauch-block

Baseball: When your walk-off home run gets robbed at the outfield wall by a spectacular catch by an outfielder

If it weren't for the Tauch-block, the Dodgers would have walked off the Giants on May 28, 2021.

Tauch-block by littlekuribandit May 30, 2021

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No Tauch

Misspelled "No Touch" when written by Nico on Magnifisauce! From Trader Joes. Nico does not want anyone to tauch his sauce as he needs to focus on changing his major and needs his fuel.

Nico asked his friends in Lake Don Pedro to no tauch his burger sauce.

No Tauch by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025

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tachanka

the lord

bow before tachanka

tachanka by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

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Lord Tachanka

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018

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Tachanka

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

Tachanka by Lheggy May 14, 2018

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Tahche

An absolute hack who lives in a mansion that bathes in money. He is a hypocrite who likes Floyd May weather

Person 1: Your a hypocrite
Person 2: I must be Tahche

Tahche by Tahche September 29, 2014

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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