tauch

The most amazing thing/person in the world. No one accept someone who knows tauch understands how amazing tauch is though.

Taylor: Tauch is my hero!
Chris/Blondie: Well Tauch is my lover!
Scotty: Too bad i'm too much of a dumbass, two-faced, prick to understand how amazing Tauch is...
Random Person: I don't even know Tauch and i think Tauch is amazing!

Chuck Norris approves this message.

by The Tauch January 22, 2009

Tauch-block

Baseball: When your walk-off home run gets robbed at the outfield wall by a spectacular catch by an outfielder

If it weren't for the Tauch-block, the Dodgers would have walked off the Giants on May 28, 2021.

by littlekuribandit May 30, 2021

No Tauch

Misspelled "No Touch" when written by Nico on Magnifisauce! From Trader Joes. Nico does not want anyone to tauch his sauce as he needs to focus on changing his major and needs his fuel.

Nico asked his friends in Lake Don Pedro to no tauch his burger sauce.

by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025

tachanka

the lord

bow before tachanka

by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Tachanka

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

by Lheggy May 14, 2018

Tahche

An absolute hack who lives in a mansion that bathes in money. He is a hypocrite who likes Floyd May weather

Person 1: Your a hypocrite
Person 2: I must be Tahche

by Tahche September 29, 2014