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tard baby 

ether a retarded baby or a very ugly person
Wow, with Jeff's new hair cut he looks like a tard baby
tard baby by poopmaker October 2, 2005
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tardbaby 

Somone who frequently commits extremely foolish actions.

Some say it is an abbreviation of a retarded baby, others say it is an abbreviation of bastard baby (illegitimate child)

I reckons it's pretty dam cool
You tardbaby, you trapped your foot in your briefcase again
tardbaby by chazzybaby December 6, 2005

tardbaby 

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.
Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.
tardbaby by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009

tardbaby 

Any species of the tard genus under the age of 3 years old. Looks like a normal tard under ordinary circumstances, but when agitated transforms into a 10 foot tall monstrous troll that kills everything it sees making strange noises that deafen all who hear.
OMG! That evil tardbaby is ripping Henry's arms and legs off! Get in the house Margaret!
tardbaby by TBates April 28, 2008

tardbaby 

SycheL YT.
Bro, have you seen that tardbaby, Sychel YT?
tardbaby by hydradude720 July 1, 2020
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