Tailtomer

To wake up with a sharp butter knife jabbed in your spinal cord.

mick woke up on a tailtomer

Tailtomer by Mexiborg August 22, 2006

tautomerize 

A word derived from the chemical phenomena termed "keto-enol tautomerism." In organic chemistry, the aforementioned process is quite sudden and favored in most cases. As such, tautomerize is a term that can be used to describe either very good or very bad events or actions. They must be to quite an extreme to be noted as such.

#1: Man, I ate a baby this morning, i gotta visit the bathroom and tautomerize!

#2: Last night I tautomerized this hot girl I've been hanging out with the past couple weeks

tautomerize by TMKKK August 7, 2011