syzlack

Is a type of medical cream that was used by the Argentinian navy to treat burns victims during the Falklands conflict of the early 1980's between them and the British. A now infamous veteran of this conflict inexplicably used this ointment provoking accusations that he was in fact an Argentinian spy.

That freak was an Argie spy, he rubbed syzlacks cream all over his flaky Chevy

by WestonRash May 22, 2014

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.

Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

the syzlaks

a high school band in watertown MA a suburb of boston

hey the Syzlaks are playing ---insert place--- at ---insert time---

by dontworrybehappy September 19, 2005