syft

Pronounced "SIFT". Acronym for Shut Your Fucking Trap.

Monica - "Hey Chandler, have you picked up your dirty underpants off the kitchen floor yet, you rancid fart?"
Chandler - "Syft, Whore."

Excerpt from "The One Where Chandler And Monica Have A Row But Make Up By The End"

by mockschmock December 16, 2006

syfta

v. "save yourself for the alter"

Not participating in sexually based acts until marriage because of religion, or personal values. Usually practiced by women who are romantics, and or prudes

"wanna come over tonight and hook-up?"
"uh, hello? can't I'm syfta"

by cupcake caper May 17, 2008