Swipies

Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.

Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.

Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.

by megabink September 23, 2019

swipeseeing

Combining “sightseeing” with “swipe.” Using dating apps like Tinder, Bumble or Hinge to look at profiles without the intention of ever “swiping right.”

“Now that I’m dating somebody, I just use Tinder to go swipeseeing.”
“I like to go swipeseeing whenever I’m back home to look at the profiles of people I went to high school with.”

by cuntasaur May 12, 2022

Swopies

Sexually transmitted disease known as Swopies. Swopies is incurable, just like AIDS. Symptoms include reddish, scabby bumps at or near area of contact. Swopies is acquired through contact with The Swopester.

Joe: "Hey did you hear that Drew has Swopies?"
Scott: "that poor bastard...she probablly begged him for sex."

by puppydog420 June 22, 2011

Swipestar

Probably the realest nigga to walk Earth.

Fun fact- yo girlfriend in his requests.

“Dang girl there go swipestar”

by Swipestar September 2, 2021

Swipes

An all natural, flushable, and eco friendly personal hygiene wipe intended for adults to freshen up before and after intimate moments

I use swipes after sex to clean up the mess

by Ocean2811 September 27, 2011

Swities

When someone has sweaty boobs.

Friend: "I hate when I have swities."

by gypsy_lady4092 July 6, 2014

swipes

Swipes is when someone gets a haircut especially when their neck gets shaved, and you run your knuckles up from the base of their neck causing a burn.

Hey look! Mark got his hair cut! I call swipes!!

by pwilly November 14, 2006