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Swedish Meatball 

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.
"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"
Swedish Meatball by Xerxikun June 19, 2008

The Giant Swedish Meatball

A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.
Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!

Aw, fuck yeah dude!

Sweedish meatballing

The act of a male stuffing his testicles inside the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and banging the hole with said testicles. This can be done while the penis is being used in the same hole or seperate hole or balls alone.
I was banging this chick and she looked bored, so I started sweedish meatballing her butt while we screwed.
Sweedish meatballing by Cave'n December 8, 2012

Swedish Meatball Dinner 

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner
I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner

Swedish Meatball 

An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.
Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.

Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!

Swedish Meatball 

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.