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A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

swamp root by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

Swamp root by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

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Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

Swampfooting by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

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Swampfoot

A term used in describing foot odor, it is typically used when the odor has a particularly "wet" or "musky" aroma, or when the smell is so strong that simply telling someone that their feet stink is not enough.

"Ugh...Jesus dude...(gags)...your girl's got some serious swampfoot!!"

Swampfoot by frostboy74 September 16, 2009

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SWAMPFOOT

/swɒmpfʊt/ swamp · foot

Swampfoot is the term used to describe the swollen feet and ankles, usually, caused by long distance fliying. Swampfoot occrus when blood pools in the lower extremities, causing fluids to move into the surrounding tissues leaving the foot swollen and disfigured, like someone who has been walking in a swamp barefoot, for days.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen looks like y'all got some swampfoot over there!

SWAMPFOOT by YouGuysPartyTooMuch January 18, 2017

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swamproot

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.

swamproot by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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