swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

Country Swag

When someone dresses/acts as though they are from the hood and may even reside in the hood but have a southern accent and enjoy and partake in activities that are considered favorite past times of people from the country or rural areas such as, four-wheelin’, hunting, fishing, or muddin’

“Wow! Terrell has that “country swag’ wearing those Jordan’s while four-wheelin’”

by SMacMiller November 24, 2020