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SuperMario 

It's me Mario is a psychopath plumber who steps on peoples heads and beats up a specific person multiple times.
Speaker A: What happened?!
Speaker B: He beat me up again!
Speaker A: That guy is a real SuperMario!
SuperMario by Heyy... November 27, 2018

Super Mario Sunshine 2 

The video game that all early 2000s kids who owned a Gamecube hope will be made someday.
I really want them to make Super Mario Sunshine 2, the original was my favorite game back in the day...

Super Mario Sunshine 

A vacation gone wrong. Mario's reason was because of a character (not going to spoil) dressed as him and made a mess.
Random dude: My vacation went badly!
Nintendo fan: I guess it's Super Mario Sunshine?
The dude: bruh?!

Super Mario Sex 

when you have sexual contact with a girl while wearing a red hat with blue overalls and a red shirt under..after that they pay you in coins
So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.
Super Mario Sex by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie 

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

Super Mario syndrome 

When a guy feels strong romantic and intimate feelings to a girl that barely acknowledges his existence, and chases after her, much like Mario does in many of his video games for Princess Peach.
Person #1: Did you see how hard Jack's trying to get Stacy to fall for him?
Person #2: Sounds like he has severe Super Mario syndrome to me.