(noun) a person who is so unhappy and miserable in their own existence than they are as effective if not moreso than clouds at throwing shade on someone's happiness
Why didn't you invite Becky to Happy Hour to celebrate!?
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
by FunnyBecauseItsTrue March 28, 2018
when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell
Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019