Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.
Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.
by funsized95 March 18, 2010
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[This] [sucks] [on ice]

When a situation isn't disgustingly disagreeable, unintelligible or disenchanting enough; this phrase is used to properly convey the current lameness of that occasion accordingly.
Spoiled kid (at Knott's Berry Farm, screaming): I told you. I wanna go to Disneyland, bitch!
Mom: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Just shut the fuck up!
Teen: This sucks on ice... Disney on ice.
by bgamer October 24, 2008
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go suck an ice cube!

"Rebecca! Go suck an ice cube!! stop bothering me!! Fuckin' eh!"
by Zebradog May 02, 2014
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SUCK ICE

(v) syn. for "chill" which is slang for "relax"
Okay so here's the story(Yeah, I wrote a story.): LALA &QUANI are friends. LALA jst found out RYON been cheating on her. She and QUANI are going to the club in result but LALA'S still been edgy lately. Not meaning anything by it, QUANI makes a slick remark and LALA gets vexed.

LALA:It's a done deal. This club aint ready for us.
QUANI:Wrd. Eh, lemme wear y'heels?
LALA:It's cool, go ahead.
QUANI:... You know I'm need to rock these for RYON 1 day.
LALA:Btch! What u mean RYON?!? My ex RYON?...
QUANI:Lol, chill. I'm kidn. U be paranoid as hell, I swear.
LALA:Nah-nah what u talkn bout!!?!!
QUANI:Hun, why u getn loud? I mean... relax, it's nufn.
LALA:Whatevr, whatevr! *Snatchn sh-t every which way*
QUANI:And look at u, you serious. Yo, deadass, SUCK ICE.
LALA:Nah, you play too much.
by UHM... KIE November 06, 2007
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SUCK ICE

(v) syn. for "chill" which is slang for "relax"
Okay so here's the story(Yeah, I wrote a story.): LALA &QUANI are friends. LALA jst found out RYON been cheating on her. She and QUANI are going to the club in result but LALA'S still been edgy lately. Not meaning anything by it, QUANI makes a slick remark and LALA gets vexed.

LALA:It's a done deal. This club aint ready for us.
QUANI:Wrd. Eh, lemme wear y'heels?
LALA:It's cool, go ahead.
QUANI:... You know I'm need to rock these for RYON 1 day.
LALA:Btch! What u mean RYON?!? My ex RYON?...
QUANI:Lol, chill. I'm kidn. U be paranoid as hell, I swear.
LALA:Nah-nah what u talkn bout!!?!!
QUANI:Hun, why u getn loud? I mean... relax, it's nufn.
LALA:Whatevr, whatevr! *Snatchn sh-t every which way*
QUANI:And look at u, you serious. Yo, deadass, SUCK ICE.
LALA:Nah, you play too much.
by UHM... KIE January 04, 2009
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