suckfic

Suckfic is a term used to name the genre of bad fanfiction. Sucky fiction is then shortened to suckfic. Suckfics are known for bad grammer, bad spelling, M-preg, Mary Sue/Gary Stu/Marty Stu, random Japanese insertions, and blob ellipses.

Fanfiction: And harry looked up at mary sue and said hi mary..........then mary...

Reader: What the? Mary Sue? Where are the quotation marks? This is a suckfic?

by dreamtiger August 9, 2006

Suckdickbrah?

Asking someone if they suck dick, usually used several times in a row in different ways to shy away or anger people

Person 1: hey brah, suckdickbrah?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: suckdickbrah? white dick brah?
Person 2: huh
Person 3: LOL SUCKDICKBRAH???
Person 2: goes offline

Person 1:hey brah suckdickbrah?
Person 2: shut the fuck up cunt
Person 1: suck..dick...brah??
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!

by suckdickbrah November 14, 2017

SickFic

A popular troupe in fanfiction that usually refers to stories with hurt and/or angst, in which one or more characters deals with an illness and another character takes care of them.

Person 1: I just read a fic where all the teletubies have depression and the vacuum takes care of them.
Person 2: That sounds like a fucked up SickFic

by SoupStreet May 23, 2021

suckfuckate

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.

"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010

Suckfish

A talentless, irritating person who gets on everyones nerves. Often used as an insult (in my school)

Person 1: Omg I'm so irrelevant, but yet I can sing.

Person 2: Can you shut up you suckfish.

by americanrain October 17, 2014

suckdicker

The same thing as a dicksucker. Somebody who sucks on a dick. This word originated in 2001 on the campus of The University of Dayton in Ohio. An international student went off upon seeing that his chicken pot pie had been eaten, and he attacked the guilty party with a barrage of curse words. He managed to say just about every insult in the English language, and he even invented a new one: suckdicker. This word is much funnier if you can get an international student to say it in a fit of rage.

Mickey: "Who eat pot pie was mine!"
Scotty: "I ate it man I was hungry."
Mickey: "Scott, you faggot, mother of a fucker, bitch, asshole, shit, pussy, damnit Scott."
Scotty: "Fuck off loser."
Mickey: "You are a fuck, faggot fucker, son of bitch, suckdicker!"
Scotty:(walking out the door) "blow me asshole."

by John Planet October 14, 2008

Suckfish

Someone who is rude, obnoxious, or generally disgusting in every way.

“I hate Trina, she is such a suckfish!”

by a hamster named rhino February 26, 2021