Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

Suckapotamus by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010

Smokapotamus 

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.

"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"

Smokapotamus by R1029 October 4, 2006

Cuckapotamus 

A prize winning cuck who makes plans then gets to faded and sleeps all day

Frank was supposed to go hunting but passed out all day instead. Hes such a fucking Cuckapotamus

Cuckapotamus by The knight rider December 1, 2018

Snackapotamus

Snackalicious, umm, can you break a dollar?

my friend Maddie is a complete

Snackapotamus and can usually be found in the breakroom mid-quarter in the vending machine.

Snackapotamus by CAGpotomous February 11, 2020