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Subsband 

1. A sexxxy, submissive husband.
2. A husband who is inclined or willing to submit to any orders or wishes of his wife.
3. A husband who is willing to submit without resistance to his wife.
4. A husband who is obedient , unresisting, subservient, compliant, and acknowledges his inferiority.
"My subsband loves when I order him to cook me dinner and suck my toes."
Subsband by Lauren Fish August 14, 2013
Candace's susband is foine!
Susband by Slangry June 12, 2018
Rahim was my soon to be susband!
Susband by Vegaslove June 12, 2018
Brandon is my susband.
Susband by Psuhotgirl September 5, 2018

Substandard 

When you lose a soldier of the month board to somebody who you outrank, commonly uses slang and shortened words
PFC Lamb became substandard when he lost the soldier of the month board to PV2 Bitz in May of 2011

subsandwhich 

putting your dick between her but cheeks without putting it in her asshole

putting your penis between bread with mayo and lettuce and then she eats it
She was hungry so I made her a subsandwhich
subsandwhich by evanx10 April 21, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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