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in reference to the submarine rule of 'sub-safe,' which is the policy of keeping any holes in the boat plugged to prevent flooding, as well as stowing all loose items in secure locations.

Also a joke amongst submariners about three guys on one girl, such that all "holes are plugged"
"We sub-safed the XO's wife."
by WMR1 February 03, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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