styfyb 

short for "she's too young for you bro," the expression popularized by the TV show Jersey Shore, Jerry LaVigne Jr. and the facebook group "If she ______ she's too young for you bro" that collected hundreds of thousands of likes and tens of thousands of wallposts within only a few days.

"if you have to pretend your penis is a train or a plane to get it in her mouth styfyb"

"if she's looking up this definition, then styfyb!"

styfyb by br0lias August 21, 2011

STYFYB 

STYFYB is an acronym that was invented by a bored Facebook user to shorten the phrase " She's Too Young For You Bro!"

If she watches the movie the whole time, STYFYB
If she is amused by Nyan Cat, STYFYB
If she thinks 1337 is a year, STYFYN

STYFYB by unknownVS13 August 23, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012