When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.
My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.
by Wamba September 15, 2003
Get the stump breakingmug. Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.
Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.
by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006
Get the stump breakmug. by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010
Get the Goat Stump Breakingmug.