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1. One who is a complete moron.

2. Censored slang for the word "fucknut."

3. One of Jim Rome's favorite words describing a 21+ year old person who lives in their mother's basement.

1. Did you see Chris slam his hand in the door again? What a stucknut he is!

2. That pink wife-beater you're wearing makes you look like a real stucknut.

3. Hey didja hear 'bout Waylon and how that stucknut is still living in his mom's basement?

stucknut by elohssa April 29, 2008

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Sucknut

Complete idiot.

*Does something stupid* Hey Hayley, your such a Sucknut!

Sucknut by autism street February 23, 2019

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sucknut

n. one who sucks on testicle(s)
n. the sexual act of fellatio, focused on the testicular region

v.the act of suckling on one's testicle(s)

Fuck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut.

Man that girl aint nothin but a sucknut.

Hey lil baby why dont you get on over here and sucknut on me.

sucknut by johnnyboy696969 August 2, 2006

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stucknugg

It is when you order chicken nuggets from McDonalds, two chicken nuggets come stuck together.

*opens box of 20 chicken nuggets from McDonalds*
Wow! I got a stucknugg!

stucknugg by nuggstucker January 8, 2018

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sucknut

When you are out surfing, your wetsuit gets suctioned to your crotch and squeezes/squishes your nuts.

I got the worst sucknut when I was paddling out today.

sucknut by cooscoos October 26, 2009

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sucknuts

A teabagger, someome who sucks scrotum, a suck up, any moron who fits the description

Hey sucknuts, has the boss noticed you sucking up to him yet?

sucknuts by Deathdealer00 October 17, 2009

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Stuck Nut Shuffle

When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.

I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.

Stuck Nut Shuffle by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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