when a black man breaks into you home and steals your tv while you are away or asleep. In most cases he is followed by his cousin with the vcr
black man stole my tv cuz im white
by dxman1000 April 3, 2011
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A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.
Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.
by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016
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The phrase you say when someone steals your fucking snickers
"Ok who stole my fucking snickers" said John as he was trying to find out which co-worker stole his fucking snickers
by YoAngelo January 4, 2021
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A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl
by some random jojotard May 23, 2020
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Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.
That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something
by hillarysucks June 11, 2007
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