stenkamp

To be able to consume and impossible amount of illegal substances (normally far more than the amount needed to kill a regular human being)and still be coherent and able to operate heavy machinery.

Also, used when describing someone that immediately falls in love with every person of the opposite sex they encounter.(But, not having them love them back)

Also, used to decribe chronic fibbers (the type that believe so religiously in falsehood, that it becomes real)

"Man, I just smoked 7 grams of dope, took some morphine, ate some shrooms, funneled a 26er and then drank a case of beer but.. im still fucking sober... WTF?"

That's such a stenkamp

stenkamp by fgdipjsgpf November 12, 2006

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Steinkamp drunk

Drunken stuper
Slanted eyes, perma-smile

Falls in love with everyone

I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.

She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.

Phone conversation:

'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly

'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl

Steinkamp drunk by Drunkenmascot December 8, 2012

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Steinkamp

The word STEINKAMP can be used in many different ways. A
The main way the word is used is when a person is a bitch,slut,dick,douche,skank,whore, or just somebody nobody likes or cares about. STEINKAMPING is when someone is annoying as shit. See my examples below.

" Dude quit being a Steinkamp god damn"
" She has got to be a Steinkamp"

" Look she's a Steinkamp I wonder how often she puts out"

Steinkamp by The Doctor is IN January 3, 2011

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steenkamping

The act of sitting on the toilet for an unusually long time.

Where's Rob? Has he gone home?

Nah he's steenkamping, i saw him go to the toilet 45 mins ago....

steenkamping by Aquarian84 February 24, 2020

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Thomas Steinkamp

Thomas Steinkamp has a 69 inch dick and is always sticking his giant dick in hot girls vaginas and always gets head from hot girls

Thomas Steinkamp fucks hot girls all the time

Thomas Steinkamp by Koby is an ass September 20, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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