stenkamp 

To be able to consume and impossible amount of illegal substances (normally far more than the amount needed to kill a regular human being)and still be coherent and able to operate heavy machinery.

Also, used when describing someone that immediately falls in love with every person of the opposite sex they encounter.(But, not having them love them back)

Also, used to decribe chronic fibbers (the type that believe so religiously in falsehood, that it becomes real)

"Man, I just smoked 7 grams of dope, took some morphine, ate some shrooms, funneled a 26er and then drank a case of beer but.. im still fucking sober... WTF?"

That's such a stenkamp

stenkamp by fgdipjsgpf November 12, 2006

Steinkamp drunk 

Drunken stuper
Slanted eyes, perma-smile

Falls in love with everyone

I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.

She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.

Phone conversation:

'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly

'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl

Steinkamp drunk by Drunkenmascot December 8, 2012

Steinkamp 

The word STEINKAMP can be used in many different ways. A
The main way the word is used is when a person is a bitch,slut,dick,douche,skank,whore, or just somebody nobody likes or cares about. STEINKAMPING is when someone is annoying as shit. See my examples below.

" Dude quit being a Steinkamp god damn"
" She has got to be a Steinkamp"

" Look she's a Steinkamp I wonder how often she puts out"

Steinkamp by The Doctor is IN January 3, 2011

steenkamping 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an unusually long time.

Where's Rob? Has he gone home?

Nah he's steenkamping, i saw him go to the toilet 45 mins ago....

steenkamping by Aquarian84 February 24, 2020

Thomas Steinkamp

Thomas Steinkamp has a 69 inch dick and is always sticking his giant dick in hot girls vaginas and always gets head from hot girls

Thomas Steinkamp fucks hot girls all the time

Thomas Steinkamp by Koby is an ass September 20, 2018