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A counter made by Lord Gaben himself to track how many people you've killed with a weapon in CS: GO. This is commonly used by 4-year-olds to prove they're superior at the game.

I have 2000 StatTrack kills with the AWP you noob.

stattrack by weebboi January 17, 2018

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StarCrack

Darkblizz' logo and term used when refereeing to the Starcraft 2 Crack for the game Starcraft 2 by Blizzard Entertainment. Members from Rizon and Teknogods combined and made Team LazyTown which has now released a StarCrack.

- "Haha! I have a Starcraft 2 beta key and you do not!"
- "Who cares, I have downloaded the beta client and I'm running StarCrack AI"

StarCrack by Lobsterlegs March 6, 2010

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stattrack • Stattrac • StatTrak™ Red • Star Track • snaptrack • StarCrack • Shattack • shattackular • slamtrack • spaterackis

snaptrack

Any moment on msn messenger when you and any contact are listening to the same song, you can call it snaptrack.

Leona: Hey, you listening to Korn?
Samantha: Yeah- here to stay...
Leona: Snaptrack! lol

snaptrack by Firelovesugar January 17, 2009

StarTrak

StarTrak - Record label

StarTrak is the wonderful label, founded almost single-handedly my Pharrell Williams of The Neptunes and N.E.R.D. It has signed records by the likes of Clipse ("Lord Willin'"), Kelis ("Tasty"), and of course The Neptunes ("Clones").

(Hear "Clipse - When The Last Time")
Pharrell: StaaaaarrrrrrTraaaaaakkk!!!

StarTrak by Ant Johnston August 3, 2004

statwhacker

Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.

Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.

Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.

statwhacker by statwhacker September 13, 2009

slamtrack

the playlist you make to cover your sex noises

thanks for making that slamtrack, your girlfriends way to loud sometimes.

slamtrack by bear gryls January 21, 2010

shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

shattackular by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026