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squeesome 

1: something worthy of squeeing
2: something very cute and adorable
3: something worthy of fangirl obsession

Basically, anything that makes a teenage girl squee is squeesome!
Alyssa: So then, after he gave me the flowers and chocolate, he played me a song that he wrote for me.
Miranda: Really? Oh my god, that is so squeesome!
-OR-
Alyssa: I love Johnny Depp ..
Miranda: Yeah .. he is so squeesome .. *sigh*
squeesome by rented.emotions February 23, 2008
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adj. A huggable person, who has a cute, yet pudgy stomach.
Lawrence, you are so squeeshy!
Squeeshy by PiG333 May 17, 2005
adj. Referred to someone or animal after good or bad behavior.
Buying flowers to the girl you met at the park was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Bathing the flowers with chloroform and then having your way with the girl was not. Bad Squeeshi!

Not sleeping with that prostitute was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Still paying for her services was not. Bad Squeeshi!
Squeeshi by KiQUE! September 25, 2010
She is a nice person, has vicious ways to get what she wants , she is the most beautiful girl you could ever have, and her personality is everything a man can want, who wouldn’t wanna marry a subesta, she listens, can be grumpy sometimes, especially at night but adorable
Me Enrique will love to marry you subesta .
subesta by Enrique Castillo June 12, 2019

bed squees 

Dude you have the bed squees.
bed squees by Lyn Campbell November 29, 2009
A Girl who is very sexy, so sexy that the sight of her gives you a big red Clifford muttroom tip.
She has perky tits with nice pink nipples, firm round ass, a spectacular snatch
and a mouth that makes you want to fuck the shit out of her face while doing squealies at BP in Oakura.
Last night I got lucky with a da-da-dayum Squesha. She worked wonders on my muttroom with her mouth and box.
I don't think anyone will ever give me an erection unless it was that squesha from last night
Squesha by reamer November 21, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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