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spunkknock

to get hit in the gonads, the testes, the balls, boyos, whatever you want to call them. Generally used to describe this occurance when it happens by accident or bad luck as opposed to malevolent intent
"Man, did you see that spunkknock?"
"Yea, he'll be feelin' that one for weeks"
spunkknock by dKett June 28, 2006
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spunkjockey 

a man who rides another mans cock for the purpose of pleasure and being filled with spunk
hey spunkjockey come and ride my cock...i'm gonna fill you with spunk !
spunkjockey by mike kershaw July 27, 2006
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Spunksock 

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.
I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.
Spunksock by Pabski July 14, 2003

Spunkdocking 

The act of spanking on a Shit being passed between assholes
I love spunkdocking
Spunkdocking by iigazii December 23, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026