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After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

sprinkler head by PilotMike April 2, 2005

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Sprinkler Head

When a person performs oral sex and salivates a large amount.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me some wicked sprinkler head!

Sprinkler Head by butters623 June 3, 2009

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head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

head shrinker by xido November 7, 2004

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Sprinkle Bread OnYo Head

See: Sprinkle Bread On Your Head

To put a bounty on someone. Put money on there head.

Yo imma sprinkle bread onyo head if you talk to the cops.

Sprinkle Bread OnYo Head by SBOYH123 September 1, 2011

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Sprinkle Bread On Your Head

To put a bounty on someone. Put money on there head.

Yo imma sprinkle bread on your head if you talk to the cops.

Sprinkle Bread On Your Head by SBOYH1234 January 6, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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