spraegle 

An unwanted offensive substance most often in a liquid or semi solid form that illicts feelings of concern/disgust for those in close proximity.

You’ve got to be shitting me how did that “spraegle” get on my pants...

spraegle by Rolowe February 18, 2018

Spraggle

A state of being, or to be titled, the best of the best.

That food was spraggle (the greatest food),

also,

The movie Watchmen was the Spraggle (the greatest movie).

Spraggle by Esgaroth May 6, 2009

Spreagle 

Short for 'Spread Eagle'; To Spreagle is when one sits, stands or lays with their legs spread wide apart.

Can be used to discribe the position in which your find a loved one:
"I came home to find her spreagled - covered in chocolate sauce." - AKA a Chocco Spreagle

Spreagle by Vernaculator December 13, 2012

sprangled 

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

sprangled by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013

sprangle 

To sprain one's wrist while strangling someone or something

She sprangled her wrist while choking her boyfriend.

sprangle by dryhopping May 23, 2008

Spragle 

Is a kind cat

Spragle, you woke me up that day

Spragle by Lotte G August 25, 2021

Spraggle dick

To describe a person being stupid

Dude your a spraggle dick

Spraggle dick by Mexicanman74101 August 27, 2025