splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.

"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"

by ninety99nine October 21, 2011

Factoryville Splash

When a female is performing fellatio upon a male he says, "I'm gonna cum close your eyes". As the female closes her eyes the male spreads his buttocks and unleashes a stream of feces down her throat or just in her mouth.

Note: Use sparingly.

"I was with Collin last night and he gave me the Factoryville Splash. It was so naasty!"

Factoryville Splash

by McButtDumplin January 13, 2008