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spheresy 

1.A polite substitute for the term ballsy. usually used in the presence of women, small children and old word nazis.

2. A commonplace pun used in relation to testicle shaped objects.

3. A geological word used to describe: The earth; sphereical rocks; Anyone with enough spheres to call themself 'Banjo Bob' and 'rock' it.
Dude! that was totally spheresy! How did you fit that entire semi inside that little bucket?
spheresy by xinsertpseudonymherex September 15, 2010
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Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.
"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."
Twitney Spheres by wheezer04041966 January 1, 2008

Spheres of Madness 

The best Death Metal song in this or any other universe, played by Decapitated.
Guy 1:*Drools*

Guy 2:What's wrong with him?

Guy 3:Must have listened to "Spheres of Madness" by Decapitated. That song will steal your soul, spit on it, stab it repeatedly, kick it until it's bloody all over, then rape it and toss it into a meat grinder, and freeze the giblets for future consumption.

Guy 2:Ah.
Spheres of Madness by ZiniN December 1, 2007
Testicles. A slightly more sophisticated synonym than balls.
Ouch!!! My spheres!!!
spheres by witchdoc64 April 20, 2011

Spring Spheres 

The new, politically-correct way to say "Easter Eggs." Coined by an unnamed Seattle area elementary school so people's precious little snowflakes won't be inundated with Christian references for our annual traditions.
1. The children were very disappointed that we went to the park to look for Spring Spheres but only found Easter Eggs.

2. Julie's mom was happy to bring Spring Spheres to the PTA meeting. It was too bad that nobody knew what the hell they were.

music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!
gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.
music of the spheres by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017

Scrotum Spheres 

Known more widely as "balls", "nuts", "testicles", or "testes", Scrotum Spheres are a male reproductive organ that produces sperm and supplies the male's body with testosterone. As explained in the word itself, Scrotum Spheres are present in the scrotum, or "ballsack"
Guy 1: "Dude, this guy just walked up to me and kicked me in the crotch!"

Guy 2: "Oh, right in the scrotum spheres!"
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